Jokes dating one liners 99 xxx

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normally when the girl was attractive enough that i figured i couldnt pull her anyways, i would send a "sounds like we have lots of common from your profile, lets go get a drink adn see if we click" and had a suprising amount of success. But they would start talking to you and it cut down on the sometimes endless messages the girls like to send pre-meeting.The very first and very last time that my wife is going to let me speak on behalf of both of us. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!I heard there was a sweep stake on the length of the best mans speech. No seriously this speech will be a bit like Clive short and not very funny… say all of the girls i went out w/ on POF over 6.5/10, i got with that line.the welches line and all that stuff only worked on nasty ass skanks from my experience.

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